Welcome to the Privacy Policy of Byron Plant Based, where we treat your privacy like a precious flower in a world full of lawnmowers. Just like virginity, once it's gone, it's gone for good. That's why we're committed to protecting your personal information like a knight in shining armor.
Unless you've filled in our contact form, we don't know anything about you. If you do then we collect the usual suspects: name, email, address, and your undying love for plant-based foods.
We use your information to improve our products and occasionally send you emails about new plant-based concoctions that will make you question why you ever ate meat in the first place.
We use cookies, but not the chocolate chip kind, unfortunately. These digital cookies help us remember things like who you are when you visit us. Think of it as our website's way of saying, "I remember you, and you're awesome. However we never track anyone beyond our own website, any more than we'd stick a GPS tracker on you when you come round to our house. Unless we hear that you've got a cookie jar full of chocolate chip cookies. Then we're going to follow you home and steal them all. No, not really. We're gluten intolerant.
We promise never to disclose any of your information to third parties—unless they offer us a very large sum of money. Just kidding! Your secrets are safe with us. Seriously, we won't sell your data. Not even for a lifetime supply of plant-based burgers.
We protect your data like a mama bear protects her cubs. Our security measures are top-notch, involving firewalls, encryption, and a team of cyber ninjas trained in the ancient art of "Data-Fu."
You have the right to access, modify, or delete your personal information at any time. It's like a choose-your-own-adventure, but with less risk of falling into a pit of despair.
We may update this policy from time to time, but don't worry, we'll let you know. Probably through an email that you'll send straight to your spam folder. But hey, we tried.
If you have any questions, concerns, or just want to tell us how much you love our plant-based foods, feel free to contact us.